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EDIT 5: Using this Satan face: :icontrollfaceplz: is a sin.
EDIT 4: DON'T LET THE ENABLERS WIN!!! D':
EDIT 3: Want proof that gays are sinners? [link] Here it is!
EDIT 2: MORE FOLLOWERS OF JESUS CHRIST! I LOVE THEE! REPEL THE ENABLERS AND SINNERS!
EDIT: FOLLOWERS OF JESUS CHRIST IS ON THE RISE! ^-^

As a really true Christian, God told me to not to hang out with homosexuals because:

1.They're sinners!
2.Homosex is a sin;abomination!
3.It's disgusting! The word "asshole", "butthurt"' and "fucker" are sinner words. "Trolling" is a sin, too!
4.Jesus said so!

Jesus said not to hang out with black people because they'll make me black!

And hanging out with tall people makes you tall! Tall people are sinners, too, because they are taller than Jesús Christo.

If your gay, GO AWAY!

Holy shit people I'm joking.
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:iconenderslack:
EnderSlack Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
At first I was going to fucking murder you...


But then I saw the small text.

You got me.
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WolfLuvur12 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my god, look at that. Another monster on DeviantArt. >> world-gsa.deviantart.com/art/G… <<
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SNlCKERS Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good thing I figured out it was a joke early on X'D
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Student General Artist
xD
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:iconjasminezheawesome:
jasminezheawesome Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yay im gay!
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014  Student General Artist
:thumbsup:
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:iconsovietfuturistic:
Sovietfuturistic Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014
I see Waitwhut? 
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:iconsexybigears69:
SexyBigEars69 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014
It's funny that no one solved this!

It's obvious that the definition of gay is happy

So guys, this is a stamp saying that being with >>happy<< people makes you >>happy.<<

NOW WHERE'S MY COOKIE
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Student General Artist
LOVE IT!
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:iconvikingponeswordsgirl:
VikingPoneSwordsgirl Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:lol: good one

I must be totally GHEEEEEY :lol:
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Student General Artist
I'M THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND I COMPEL YOU TO THE GAY BAR
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:iconvikingponeswordsgirl:
VikingPoneSwordsgirl Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
JESUS CHRIST I NEED YOUR SLUTTY BUTTSEX I BEESEECH YOU LORD
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Student General Artist
AWWW BABBY
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:iconvikingponeswordsgirl:
VikingPoneSwordsgirl Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
YUS BABY IT BOUT TO BE THE SECOND CUMMING UP IN HERE
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:iconbarry-rose:
Barry-Rose Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I was hoping you were joking. The problem is, there are people like that and it sickens me to no end
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Student General Artist
Yeah, there are people who actually thinks that and it pains me to know that they exist. There are people who believe that hanging out with gay people makes you gay but demands further proof of global warming.
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:iconbarry-rose:
Barry-Rose Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Some people are just dumb, sadly.
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Student General Artist
They are. It's nice to poke fun at them.
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:iconacruxic:
Acruxic Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Student Filmographer
Haha, agreed
and by agreeing I mean not with the "obvious" joke description but I get what you're saying XD
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconshhplz:
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:iconacruxic:
Acruxic Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Student Filmographer
pff e3e
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Student General Artist
You missed the party. :unimpressed:
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:iconninjainwonderland:
NinjaInWonderland Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I literally thought you were being serious till I read the small text. Even though you may seem like you're joking there are people who actually think exactly like this O.o
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Yeah, it's sad that there are people out there who actually think homosexuality is an airborne disease. 
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:iconcarathehedgehog:
CaraTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD Oh my gosh thank you. You made my day haha.
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student General Artist
:^)))))))))))))))
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:iconuncertatron:
Uncertatron Featured By Owner Edited Jul 24, 2014
I had written a wall of text explaining everything wrong with this...then I read the small text.

Very good joke by the way.
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank you :lol:

It sucks. I want to be tall.
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:icongrox-12:
Grox-12 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree with you))
You is very cool!!!=D
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cinnamonscribblez7 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Couldn't agree with you more, especially on the "hanging out with tall people makes you tall, and the tall are sinners" It disgusts me that people think that tall people are people too. Disgusting.

I'm actually a christian and I laughed so hard at this you don't even understand XD Bravo!
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SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Student General Artist
I agree! Tall people should shrink themselves for Jesus Christ or they'll face an eternity of the Fires of Hell™.

Even though I'm an atheist, I'm glad that there are other people out there who can take a joke like mine. I have no chill lmao.
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:iconchivi-chivik:
Chivi-chivik Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There's people who fell for this? Really? :XD:
Great joke, BTW!
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks! When I first uploaded it, I got 20 threats within the first hour or two. It's quite obvious from the description!
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:iconchivi-chivik:
Chivi-chivik Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No problem :)
Yeah, the joke is so obvious you gotta be blind to not to see it :laughing:
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Student General Artist
If you don't see the obvious grammatical errors and the false comparisons, then you're losing it. :laughing:
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:iconchivi-chivik:
Chivi-chivik Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yup, it's basically it :XD:
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:iconfalkothedestroyer365:
FalkoTheDestroyer365 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HOMOPHOBE ALERT !
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:iconcastleunderthemoon:
CastleUnderTheMoon Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
it's a joke. :iconfacepalmplz:
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SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed Unimpressed 
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:iconbrofistme23:
brofistme23 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
I was about to freaking give you a talk about how much of a dick you are than i read the small text XD
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Student General Artist
XD
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:iconfrollopocalypse:
Frollopocalypse Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh wow this is gold. :XD: I must be REALLY gay by now!
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student General Artist
The gayest of the gay.
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:iconfrollopocalypse:
Frollopocalypse Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student General Artist
Awesome. xD
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:iconninja-froggy:
Ninja-Froggy Featured By Owner Edited Jun 14, 2014
Can't believe people are actually taking this seriously.....

And I still hate small text.....
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Student General Artist
That's why the small text is there.
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:iconmarukio:
Marukio Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist
What the fuck is this shit
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:iconsprinklekriskris:
SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Student General Artist
Doing God's work!
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:iconmarukio:
Marukio Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Oooh ok
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