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It's True by SprinkleKrisKris It's True by SprinkleKrisKris
EDIT 5: Using this Satan face: :icontrollfaceplz: is a sin.
EDIT 4: DON'T LET THE ENABLERS WIN!!! D':
EDIT 3: Want proof that gays are sinners? [link] Here it is!
EDIT 2: MORE FOLLOWERS OF JESUS CHRIST! I LOVE THEE! REPEL THE ENABLERS AND SINNERS!
EDIT: FOLLOWERS OF JESUS CHRIST IS ON THE RISE! ^-^

As a really true Christian, God told me to not to hang out with homosexuals because:

1.They're sinners!
2.Homosex is a sin;abomination!
3.It's disgusting! The word "asshole", "butthurt"' and "fucker" are sinner words. "Trolling" is a sin, too!
4.Jesus said so!

Jesus said not to hang out with black people because they'll make me black!

And hanging out with tall people makes you tall! Tall people are sinners, too, because they are taller than Jesús Christo.

If your gay, GO AWAY!

Holy shit people I'm joking.
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SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Student General Artist
You missed the party. :unimpressed:
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NinjaInWonderland Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I literally thought you were being serious till I read the small text. Even though you may seem like you're joking there are people who actually think exactly like this O.o
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SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Yeah, it's sad that there are people out there who actually think homosexuality is an airborne disease. 
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CaraTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD Oh my gosh thank you. You made my day haha.
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SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student General Artist
:^)))))))))))))))
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Uncertatron Featured By Owner Edited Jul 24, 2014
I had written a wall of text explaining everything wrong with this...then I read the small text.

Very good joke by the way.
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SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank you :lol:

It sucks. I want to be tall.
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Grox-12 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree with you))
You is very cool!!!=D
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cinnamonscribblez7 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Couldn't agree with you more, especially on the "hanging out with tall people makes you tall, and the tall are sinners" It disgusts me that people think that tall people are people too. Disgusting.

I'm actually a christian and I laughed so hard at this you don't even understand XD Bravo!
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