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It's True by SprinkleKrisKris It's True by SprinkleKrisKris
EDIT 5: Using this Satan face: :icontrollfaceplz: is a sin.
EDIT 4: DON'T LET THE ENABLERS WIN!!! D':
EDIT 3: Want proof that gays are sinners? [link] Here it is!
EDIT 2: MORE FOLLOWERS OF JESUS CHRIST! I LOVE THEE! REPEL THE ENABLERS AND SINNERS!
EDIT: FOLLOWERS OF JESUS CHRIST IS ON THE RISE! ^-^

As a really true Christian, God told me to not to hang out with homosexuals because:

1.They're sinners!
2.Homosex is a sin;abomination!
3.It's disgusting! The word "asshole", "butthurt"' and "fucker" are sinner words. "Trolling" is a sin, too!
4.Jesus said so!

Jesus said not to hang out with black people because they'll make me black!

And hanging out with tall people makes you tall! Tall people are sinners, too, because they are taller than Jesús Christo.

If your gay, GO AWAY!

Holy shit people I'm joking.
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Uncertatron Featured By Owner Edited 6 days ago
I had written a wall of text explaining everything wrong with this...then I read the small text.

Very good joke by the way.
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SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student General Artist
Thank you :lol:

It sucks. I want to be tall.
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Grox-12 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree with you))
You is very cool!!!=D
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cinnamonscribblez7 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Couldn't agree with you more, especially on the "hanging out with tall people makes you tall, and the tall are sinners" It disgusts me that people think that tall people are people too. Disgusting.

I'm actually a christian and I laughed so hard at this you don't even understand XD Bravo!
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SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Student General Artist
I agree! Tall people should shrink themselves for Jesus Christ or they'll face an eternity of the Fires of Hell™.

Even though I'm an atheist, I'm glad that there are other people out there who can take a joke like mine. I have no chill lmao.
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Chivi-chivik Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There's people who fell for this? Really? :XD:
Great joke, BTW!
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SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks! When I first uploaded it, I got 20 threats within the first hour or two. It's quite obvious from the description!
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Chivi-chivik Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No problem :)
Yeah, the joke is so obvious you gotta be blind to not to see it :laughing:
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SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Student General Artist
If you don't see the obvious grammatical errors and the false comparisons, then you're losing it. :laughing:
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Chivi-chivik Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yup, it's basically it :XD:
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